Marius (born 1979) is a longstanding member from South Africa. Marius' main role on the board is to criticize:

1) Many published AH authors' habit of using Afrikaners as racist baddies.

2) Ignorant posters who opine that Africa in general is a war-torn hellhole that would be better off under the Draka.

He also posts pictures of himself with drunken friends. Laqueesha likes to refer to Marius as “My South African Homie”.