Two imaginary human mental inventions which tend to last as long in AH.com as a snowball in Hell, or a German soldier on Operation Sealion.

If any member (usually GBW, who always forgets) uses Logic and Reason, the correct response is a pitying 'You're using logic and reason again, (name)…'

Recently, Archangel Michael has designed a series of image memes which illustrate of AH.com crushing Logic and Reason. These include AH.com as Cthulthu crushing a soul (Logic and Reason), AH.com as the Death Star destroying a Mon Cal cruiser (Logic and Reason), and AH.com as an iceberg sinking the Titanic (Logic and Reason).