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A county of England, pronounced Linkunsha. One of the larger counties, it was also the most populous and richest when the Normans invaded in 1066 thanks to its farmland. The county is still known for its pig farms and the pork sausages that result from them in particular. The county town, Lincoln, has an impressive cathedral. Also, the worst place to be in the UK if there's ever a nuclear war, as all the nearby airbases mean it'd be atomically carpet-bombed by the Russians.

Also home to the original Boston and Gotham.


  • stevep - His place of origin, although he has been, in his own words, “exiled to Hampshire since 1981”.
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