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Live in Fear, Acivilized World, for the Lemon Wacky Peril is Upon Thee!!

Yes, you, the lazy one sitting in your jockeys watching Jerking With the Stars! You, the self-important one in the designer khakis and the corner office. You, the self-righteous one wearing your canned beliefs on your bumper and sleeve like an exclusive country club logo. You, the self-deluded one raising money for corrupt politicians and ignorantly assuming you're “helping” your nation. All of you. Content in your slothful, egotistical enui. So properly pacified by your hand-held electronics that you failed to notice the green green grass. So busy “vacationing” from your floating palaces, iPhone in hand, that you pay no heed to the lessons that thin man serving you your tropical drink can offer you on living vs. existing. You think your acivilizied life of convinience, your 552×104 channels, your cubicline existance bring you meaning, but they do not! For your hubris blinds you to the coming terror, the “not like me” masses that pile up at your borders. No, not “Mexicans” or “Iranian Arabs” or “Chinese”, you ignorant racist fuck. No, a new threat, a horde of silicon and slapstick, virtual Tartars from the steppes of the mind, a threat from within your own squishy brain…a lemon-wacky peril that shall tear down all good decent and acivilized life!!

We outnumber you one-to-one.

We outsmart you despite all the letters after your name.

We outshine you despite the bling and bleached teeth.

And in the end you shall be one of us by being truly you…or you shall be destroyed in the must humiliating way possible1).

Under the leadership of the Great Khan our numbers swell like a McDonalds diner's waistline.

All alike and unique like snowflakes. All individuals, just like everyone else.

Our aims are mysterious, even to us2).

Our weapons are non-lethal to anything save ignorance.

And you will be assimilated in only the nicest, most comforting way possible with only a minimum of torture advanced interrogation techniques.

More later when we get to it. Mañana, maybe.

Thank you…gods bless you…and goodnight…

1)
Yea…that way! 8-)
2)
The most secure form of Operational Security
offtopic/lemon_wacky_peril.txt · Last modified: 2019/03/29 15:13 by 127.0.0.1

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