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Launceston

Located in the north of Tasmania. Frequently known by pretty much all Tasmanians (with the exception of the deluded sods that actually live in at) as “the hole”. This is actually inaccurate, since if it was once a hole then after having the Tamar flow into it so long it'd now be a lake. It is more correctly described as “the ditch” or “the drain”.

Notable for the town council's successful initative to double the city's mean IQ… by importing a colony of Macaca fuscata.

offtopic/launceston.txt · Last modified: 2019/03/29 15:13 (external edit)