AH.com member. Noted for being one of the few non-threatening and non-stereotypical gaysexuals on the Board. To the extent in fact that others have begun to question his gaysexuality. Peer pressure is a terrible thing.

His best known work is the Lantern Empires timeline, also known in an earlier form as the Anti-Habsburg TL.

He has been declared the 'Great Satan' of Goatism by Flocculencio. This may be due to his persistently studenty hair.

Appeared in AH.com Wars as one of luakel's two uncles, the other being Justin Green. No-one, not even they themselves, can remember which one is straight and which one is gay. His father, a bald Yorkshire Shakespearean actor called Jean-Luc Pickard, also featured.

Pickard had several minor walk-on roles in the AH.com Series, usually when British and/or gaysexual extras were called for. He finally got a major role in the Series 3 finale, HAIR TODAY GOTTERDAMMERUNG TOMORROW, as a powerful antagonist. This was inspired by Flocculencio's Goatist mythology.