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-====== Jenna(-Louise) Coleman ======
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-(According to some AH.commer males, at least) The most pixieshly charming and mischievously cute female entity to ever come out of [[Lancashire|the land of botched knockoff Eiffel Towers, dark satanic mills]] and Lancastrian perfidy [citation needed for last entry, possibly vandalised by [[Yorkshire|Yorkies]] ], Jenna-Louise Coleman is supposedly a British/English theatre and television actress from Blackpool. Emphasis on supposedly. We, the AH.commmers that go gaga over her, are certain that she is the long-prophecied "short but peppy smartarse that will restore balance to the Official Pics of Gorgeous Women Thread, in favour of subtle, petite cuties in their late 20s".
-==== Quirks ====
-  * Being scared of [[Star Wars|R2-D2]] when she was little.
-  * [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/e0e569f1529235bce68d87190145e0ac/tumblr_ml7oygRX2H1r27025o2_250.gif|Having]] probably the most hyperactive and expressive pair of eyes and eyebrows on the British Isles.
-  * A true chameleon: Capable of playing anything from timid shut-ins and goofily gabby "flurty" romantics to scheming antiheroines.
-  * Being living proof that short young ladies are not to be underestimated. Especially if they have some brains and a heart. And a crooked nose. And those cute dimples. And... And those mesmerisingly hazelnut eyes... And... *melts into a gibbering puddle*
-  * Her Clara coming second after Arthur Darvill's Rory in terms of how often she died as the Doctor's companion. Truly, "//[[Doctor Who]]//'s Kenny"...
-  * [[http://unaffiliatedcritic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Clara-Jenna-Louise-Coleman-in-The-Day-of-the-Doctor.png|When she grins...]]
-  * Despite being as "wundrfully" north English as Lancashire hotpot, her given name sounds worthy of a stereotypical US southern belle.
-  * Being, without exception, rather smokin' hot even while dressed in the [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/attachment.php?attachmentid=230724&d=1400267925|most frumpy clothing imaginable]]. And being heartbreakingly cute [[http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VNC3MzgdhHY/UIBnFKe3zTI/AAAAAAAAM7s/j28OokfV-cc/s1600/jenna-louise-coleman-cycle-dr-who-13.jpg|while wearing a motorbike helmet]]. (Thank you, Jenna's parents !)
-  * Dodging the attention of tabloids with almost unprecendented success for a young British actress.
-  * Her Clara having an amount of sexual tension and friendly chemistry with the Doctor that is paradoxically more believable than that of the Doctor and River Song. [citation needed]
-  * From what little evidence there exists, she is rather hilariously bad at doing American accents. (Pretty good with doing a Cockney one, though...)
-  * Being very sweet and welcoming [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SMGhWkp5Mg|to her kid fans]].
-  * Avocados, avocados, avocados !
-==== The Coleman Coalition of AH.com ====
-  * [[Corsair Caruso]]
-  * [[Nerupe]]
-  * [[Petike]]
-A.k.a. The Jenna Coleman Appreciation Society.
-==== Guys, here's why you don't have a chance with her ====
-She has a boyfriend.
-She's rather shy in private and dislikes dating in the classic sense.
-She's rather busy in her job, ee know ! ("Tha knows" to you Yorkies.)
-She's [[http://mashable.com/2013/03/27/jenna-louise-coleman-interview-doctor-who/|too smart to get stalked by you online]] (tough luck for you, if you want to shower her with gushing complimets).
-She's too independent-minded for ya and your pervy romantic fantasies.
-==== See Also ====
-**[[Keira Knightley]]**
-**[[Alyson Hannigan]]**
-**[[Creepy Hetero Teens]]**
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