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Jenna(-Louise) Coleman
(According to some AH.commer males, at least) The most pixieshly charming and mischievously cute female entity to ever come out of the land of botched knockoff Eiffel Towers, dark satanic mills and Lancastrian perfidy [citation needed for last entry, possibly vandalised by Yorkies], Jenna-Louise Coleman is supposedly a British/English theatre and television actress from Blackpool. Emphasis on supposedly. We, the AH.commmers that go gaga over her, are certain that she is the long-prophecied “short but peppy smartarse that will restore balance to the Official Pics of Gorgeous Women Thread, in favour of subtle, petite cuties”.
Quirks
- Being scared of R2-D2 when she was little.
- Having probably the most expressive pair of eyes and eyebrows on the British Isles.
- Being living proof that short young ladies are not to be underestimated. Especially if they have some brains and a heart. And a crooked nose. And those cute dimples. And… And those mesmerisingly hazelnut eyes… And… *melts into a gibbering puddle*
- A true chameleon: Capable of playing anything from timid shut-ins and goofily gabby “flurty” romantics to scheming antiheroines.
- Her Clara coming second after Arthur Darvill's Rory in terms of how often she died as the Doctor's companion. Truly, “Doctor Who's Kenny”…
- Despite being as “wundrfully” north English as Lancashire hotpot, her given name sounds worthy of a stereotypical US southern belle.
- Being, without exception, rather smokin' hot even while dressed in the most frumpy clothing imaginable. And being heartbreakingly cute while wearing a motorbike helmet. (Thank you, Jenna's parents !)
- Dodging the attention of tabloids with almost unprecendented success for a young British actress.
- From what little evidence there exists, she is rather hilariously bad at doing American accents. (Pretty good with doing a Cockney one, though…)
- Avocados, avocados, avocados !
The Coleman Coalition of AH.com
A.k.a. The Jenna Coleman Appreciation Society.
Guys, here's why you don't have a chance with her
She has a boyfriend.
She's rather shy in private and dislikes dating in the classic sense.
She's rather busy in her job, ee know ! (“Tha knows” to you Yorkies.)
She's too smart to get stalked by you online (tough luck for you, if you want to shower her with gushing complimets).
She's too independent-minded for ya and your pervy romantic fantasies.