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 The Reconquistadores have faced stiff (gahh!!) opposition from the [[offtopic:​Gaysexualid Emirate]], but the war continues apace. The Reconquistadores have faced stiff (gahh!!) opposition from the [[offtopic:​Gaysexualid Emirate]], but the war continues apace.
  
-The Reconquista is organized ​somewhat like the Italian army in WW2, with impressive medals and titles being awarded for every minor feat. One of the most common of these is the Order of the Heterosexual Empire. For example, [[offtopic:​MrP]] was awarded the related title Defender of the Keiraist Faith, and he in turn awarded fenkmaster the lengthy title Knight Commander of the Holy Order of Keiraneity. ​+The Reconquista is organised ​somewhat like the Italian army in WW2, with impressive medals and titles being awarded for every minor feat. One of the most common of these is the Order of the Heterosexual Empire. For example, [[offtopic:​MrP]] was awarded the related title Defender of the Keiraist Faith, and he in turn awarded fenkmaster the lengthy title Knight Commander of the Holy Order of Keiraneity. ​
  
 [[offtopic:​Ran Exilis]] was sanctified for starting the [[offtopic:​Official Pics-of-Gorgeous-Women]] thread, which remains the Reconquista'​s best weapon against the dark forces of [[offtopic:​homoendo]]. ​ [[offtopic:​Ran Exilis]] was sanctified for starting the [[offtopic:​Official Pics-of-Gorgeous-Women]] thread, which remains the Reconquista'​s best weapon against the dark forces of [[offtopic:​homoendo]]. ​
  
-The Reconquista has faced difficult times in recent ages, with the flank assault of [[offtopic:​The Mists of Time]] on the Pics-of-Gorgeous-Women thread and with [[offtopic:​Baldie]] objecting to the recruitment of scary stalking American teenagers.+The Reconquista has faced difficult times in recent ages, with the flank assault of [[offtopic:​The Mists of Time]] on the Pics-of-Gorgeous-Women thread and with [[offtopic:The Bald Imposter#Baldie]] objecting to the recruitment of scary stalking American teenagers. 
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 +There is something of an ideological divide in the Reconquista between supporters of [[Keira Knightley]] and anti-Keiraists (led by Torq who venerates [[Sweet Victoria]]),​ which are vulgarly known in common parlance as the Little-Boobians and the Big-Boobians. A third faction is composed of the [[Creepy Hetero Teens]], who were the ones to scare Baldie off.  
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 +The Reconquista received a massive boost on January 31st, 2008, when [[StrategyGirl]] joined and she and [[Eladrimstar]] posted many mind-blowing photos on the [[How do you look?]] thread. [[Sargon]], in his capacity as Acting President of AH.com, declared January 31st "​Reconquista Day". (It transpires that the background to this may have been slightly dodgy, but the HR refuses to let that get in the way of a good piss-up).  
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 +**[[Running Jokes]]** 
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