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-=====Hazazel=====
+======Hazazel======
-A recent recruit to the Board. Hailing from Finland, Hazazel has been involved with the origins of not one but two Board religions - he is the Prophet of [[offtopic:Vodkaism]] and the St Paul figure in [[offtopic:Giant Beeism]].
+Hailing from [[Finland]], Hazazel has been involved with the origins of not one but two Board religions - he is the Prophet of [[offtopic:Vodkaism]] and the St Paul figure in [[offtopic:Giant Beeism]].
-He is renowned for his traditionalist and patriarchalist views. [[offtopic:Fellatio Nelson]] calls him "Hazel" and [[offtopic:Thande]], out of a sense of balance, reinserts the missing -az- to name him "Hazazazel".
+He is renowned for his traditionalist and patriarchalist views. Or as [[offtopic:Nekromans]] said it: "Hazazazazaz...el generally believes in the Salvation of Mankind, and for Womanity, the fabled Return to the Kitchens."
+Despite this, as soon as [[MrP]] appears, Hazazel switches direction and starts calling for a proletarian revolution against the rich bourgeois oppressors.
+[[offtopic:Fellatio Nelson]] calls him "Hazel" and [[offtopic:Thande]], out of a sense of balance, reinserts the missing -az- to name him "Hazazazel".
+Hazazel is also founder, spokesman and President of the [[offtopic:OACW]].
+Has recently become obsessed with Sinéad O'Connor.
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+==== Navigation ====
+**[[finland#ahcommers|Finnish board members]]**
+**[[member list#h|Member List]]**