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-A recent recruit to the Board. ​Hailing from Finland, Hazazel has been involved with the origins of not one but two Board religions - he is the Prophet of [[offtopic:​Vodkaism]] and the St Paul figure in [[offtopic:​Giant Beeism]]. ​+Hailing from [[Finland]], Hazazel has been involved with the origins of not one but two Board religions - he is the Prophet of [[offtopic:​Vodkaism]] and the St Paul figure in [[offtopic:​Giant Beeism]]. ​
  
-He is renowned for his traditionalist and patriarchalist views. [[offtopic:​Fellatio Nelson]] calls him "​Hazel"​ and [[offtopic:​Thande]],​ out of a sense of balance, reinserts the missing -az- to name him "​Hazazazel"​. ​+He is renowned for his traditionalist and patriarchalist views. ​Or as [[offtopic:​Nekromans]] said it: "​Hazazazazaz...el generally believes in the Salvation of Mankind, and for Womanity, the fabled Return to the Kitchens."​ 
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 +Despite this, as soon as [[MrP]] appears, Hazazel switches direction and starts calling for a proletarian revolution against the rich bourgeois oppressors. 
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 +[[offtopic:​Fellatio Nelson]] calls him "​Hazel"​ and [[offtopic:​Thande]],​ out of a sense of balance, reinserts the missing -az- to name him "​Hazazazel"​. ​ 
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 +Hazazel is also founder, spokesman and President of the [[offtopic:​OACW]]. 
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 +Has recently become obsessed with Sinéad O'​Connor. 
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 +==== Navigation ==== 
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 +**[[finland#​ahcommers|Finnish board members]]** 
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 +**[[member list#​h|Member List]]**
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