User Tools

Site Tools


Greater Ireland/These Islands Party political party founded by Spike Torch that contested the 2007 elections and won no seats.

2007 Manifesto

We promise to occupy Merseyside, Cumbria, Lancashire, Cheshire, Northumbria, and Durham which will hereby be known as “The Six Counties” where priviliges, housing, and the best jobs and gerrymandered electoral seats will be granted to parties and individuals pledging allegiance to the Pope and/or the Irish Republic. We will also legalise personation and encourage “Vote Early, Vote Often” as a slogan.

Anyone who opposes the Irish occupation of these six arbitrarily chosen counties will be denounced as terrorists or sympathisers and interned without trial.

The painting of gable end murals will be encouraged and grants made available for painting materials.

offtopic/greater_ireland-these_islands_party.txt · Last modified: 2019/03/29 15:13 (external edit)