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offtopic:goatism [2013/06/01 13:54] Petikeofftopic:goatism [2019/03/29 15:13] (current) – external edit 127.0.0.1
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 ==== Origins ==== ==== Origins ====
  
-As the legend goes, Goatism was revealed unto the Prophet [[offtopic:Flocculencio]] late one night after he had had far too much to drink while contemplating the false revelation of the [[offtopic:Sheep Thread]]. The Goat appeared to him and, in the words of Terry Pratchett, pointed out that [[sheepism|Sheep]] are stupid and must be driven while Goats are intelligent and must be //led//.+As the legend goes, Goatism was revealed unto the Prophet [[Flocculencio]] late one night after he had had far too much to drink while contemplating the false revelation of the [[Sheep Thread]]. The Goat appeared to him and, in the words of [[Terry Pratchett]], pointed out that [[sheepism|Sheep]] are stupid and must be driven while Goats are intelligent and must be //led//.
  
 Thus, the religion of Goatism was born. Flocculencio reigns as the Goatist Caliph, Commander of the Faithful, the Shadow of Goat; his badge of office the mighty, jewel-encrusted turban of the Caliphs of Cordoba wot he bought off some bloke down the pub. He also holds the secular titles of Caliph of Anglistan and Protector of the Gaels. Thus, the religion of Goatism was born. Flocculencio reigns as the Goatist Caliph, Commander of the Faithful, the Shadow of Goat; his badge of office the mighty, jewel-encrusted turban of the Caliphs of Cordoba wot he bought off some bloke down the pub. He also holds the secular titles of Caliph of Anglistan and Protector of the Gaels.
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 ==== Tenets ==== ==== Tenets ====
  
-1. There is no Goat but Goat, and Flocculencio is its Prophet! +  - There is no Goat but Goat, and Flocculencio is its Prophet! 
- +  Women are soft and smell good and are to be encouraged. 
-2. Women are soft and smell good and are to be encouraged. +  [[Keira Knightley]] and [[Doctor What]] are to be regarded as saints - St. Keira, Our Lady of Grace and St. Bruno the Undead respectively. The truth of their existence does not detract from the truth of Goatism but rather serves as an example of the way in which the Spirit of the Goat works in the World of Men.
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-3. [[Keira Knightley]] and [[Doctor What]] are to be regarded as saints - St. Keira, Our Lady of Grace and St. Bruno the Undead respectively. The truth of their existence does not detract from the truth of Goatism but rather serves as an example of the way in which the Spirit of the Goat works in the World of Men. +
  
 ==== Schism ==== ==== Schism ====
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