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offtopic:flocculencio [2008/07/27 20:46] Aozhouhuarenofftopic:flocculencio [2019/03/29 15:13] (current) – external edit 127.0.0.1
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 Our resident Singaporean. Expert on swashbuckling piracy and a founding member the [[offtopic:Keira Knightley]] Fan Club. The KKFC was later incorporated into [[offtopic:Goatism]], the Final Revelation of [[Ian]] (PBUH) unto the Board. Our resident Singaporean. Expert on swashbuckling piracy and a founding member the [[offtopic:Keira Knightley]] Fan Club. The KKFC was later incorporated into [[offtopic:Goatism]], the Final Revelation of [[Ian]] (PBUH) unto the Board.
  
-Caliph of the Goatists, Viceroy of the Anglistani, once-AH.com Ultimate Mountain Manly Man in the Height of his Manliness, the Last Anglophile, Treasurer of the Keira Knightley Fan Club. Has sexy eyes. Wielder of //Smackus Maximus//, the Postmodern Smackdown. Is actually Abhishek Bachchan's chubbier long lost twin; Aishwarya Rai actually fell in love with Flocc first but found that his dedication to Drama and English literature teaching too strong, so married his brother instead.+Caliph of the Goatists, Viceroy of the Anglistani, once-AH.com Ultimate Mountain Manly Man in the Height of his Manliness, the Last Anglophile, Treasurer of the Keira Knightley Fan Club. Has sexy eyes. Wielder of //Smackus Maximus//, the Postmodern Smackdown. Is actually Abhishek Bachchan's chubbier long lost twin; Aishwarya Rai actually fell in love with Flocc first but found his dedication to Drama and English literature teaching too strong, so married his brother instead.
  
 Has a yen for white women much like [[Offtopic:Hendryk]]'s attraction to East Asian women and it is rumoured that the two have worked out an agreement to divide the planet into spheres of influence based on their taste in women. Has a yen for white women much like [[Offtopic:Hendryk]]'s attraction to East Asian women and it is rumoured that the two have worked out an agreement to divide the planet into spheres of influence based on their taste in women.
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 Recently he has teamed up with [[offtopic:Michael]] in a rather unlikely partnership to write Series episodes and make [[offtopic:MrP]] the next Pope.  Recently he has teamed up with [[offtopic:Michael]] in a rather unlikely partnership to write Series episodes and make [[offtopic:MrP]] the next Pope. 
  
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 ==== Causes championed ==== ==== Causes championed ====
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   * The superiority of academic selection by ability (accompanied by much gloating at the West's modern feeble flower-child ways)   * The superiority of academic selection by ability (accompanied by much gloating at the West's modern feeble flower-child ways)
  
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 ==== Historical and popular culture identities ==== ==== Historical and popular culture identities ====
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   * Rather randomly, the Pope   * Rather randomly, the Pope
  
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 ==== Notable works ==== ==== Notable works ====
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   * [[timelines:Sons of Alexander]] (2006 Turtledove Award Winner for Best AH Fiction)   * [[timelines:Sons of Alexander]] (2006 Turtledove Award Winner for Best AH Fiction)
   * [[timelines:The Anglo-Saxon Timeline]]   * [[timelines:The Anglo-Saxon Timeline]]
-  * The [[offtopic:Pirate Novella]]+  * //**[[stories:Pirate Novella]]**// - An AH.com comedy/parody work.
   * [[La Guerra de las Muertas]] (a film in pre-pre-pre-production)   * [[La Guerra de las Muertas]] (a film in pre-pre-pre-production)
  
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 ==== Catchphrases ==== ==== Catchphrases ====
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   * Shush now, or Daddy will beat you.   * Shush now, or Daddy will beat you.
  
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 ==== Nicknames ==== ==== Nicknames ====
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   * [[Viceroy of Anglistan]]   * [[Viceroy of Anglistan]]
   * Blackflocc the Pirate King   * Blackflocc the Pirate King
 +  * Singaporean Internet Gentleman
 +  * Friendly Forum Authoritarian (or Friendly Neighbourhood Authoritarian)
 +  * The Revenge Cowboy
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 ==== Photo Thread Saga ==== ==== Photo Thread Saga ====
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 Flocc frequently posts photos on the [[How do you look?]] thread. Almost invariably, these feature him alongside pretty Asian women. There is a theory that all of this is designed to make [[Hendryk]] jealous. [[Singapore]] also resembles a slightly rickety film set, with a city-backdrop matte painting behind it, in Flocc's pictures. Flocc frequently posts photos on the [[How do you look?]] thread. Almost invariably, these feature him alongside pretty Asian women. There is a theory that all of this is designed to make [[Hendryk]] jealous. [[Singapore]] also resembles a slightly rickety film set, with a city-backdrop matte painting behind it, in Flocc's pictures.
  
-==== In Fiction ====+----
  
-  * Had a cameo in [[offtopic:AH.COM Wars]] as Captain Antilles+==== In AH.com Fiction ====
  
-  * Has role in [[offtopic:Luaky Commer]] as a professor of Knowitall House+  * Had cameo in //**[[stories:AH.com Wars]]**// as Captain Antilles
  
-  * Was the captain of the //Pseudoantidisestablishmentarian// in the [[offtopic:Pirate Novella]]+  * Has a role in //**[[stories:Luaky Commer]]**// as a professor of Knowitall House
  
-  * In AH.COM: The Series, is a passenger on the [[offtopic:AH.com Ship]]. Possessed of a mecha-corvette which is constantly awaiting repairs and of a flask of appletini which never runs dry. This was given to Flocc by some guy in a pub, possibly [[offtopic:Satan]] though Flocc insists that his name was probably "Stan".+  * Was the captain of the //Pseudoantidisestablishmentarian// in //**[[stories:A Pirate Novella]]**//
  
-  * Appeared in [[Dial M for Elastic]] as Colonel Phileas Flocc, erstwhile commanding officer of the 5th Rajputana Rifles.+  * In //**[[stories:AH.com The Series]]**//, Flocc is a passenger on the [[stories:AH.com Ship]]. He possesses [[stories:Flocculencio's Mecha-Corvette#a mecha-corvette]] which is constantly awaiting repairs and of a flask of appletini which never runs dry. This was given to Flocc by some guy in a pub, possibly Satan though Flocc insists that his name was probably "Stan"
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 +  * Appeared in //**[[stories:Dial M for Elastic]]**// as Colonel Phileas Flocc, erstwhile commanding officer of the 5th Rajputana Rifles. 
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 Flocc is a member of the [[offtopic:Keep Everything The Way It Was Before Party]] and is one of their MPs.  He is also a Special Cabinet Minister being appointed as Minister of Education which makes sense since he's a teacher.  Flocc is a member of the [[offtopic:Keep Everything The Way It Was Before Party]] and is one of their MPs.  He is also a Special Cabinet Minister being appointed as Minister of Education which makes sense since he's a teacher. 
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 ==== Sourcebook Stats ==== ==== Sourcebook Stats ====
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 Special Ability: English degree (able to bury 1 opponent/day in bullshit)  Special Ability: English degree (able to bury 1 opponent/day in bullshit) 
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 +==== Navigation ====
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 +**[[india#ahcommers|Indian board members]]**
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 +**[[singapore#ahcommers|Singaporean board members]]**
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 +**[[member list#f|Member List]]**
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