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An AH.com political party created by Krall on the 23rd of April, 2009, in this thread. The FFBFP was founded on the principle that people have the inherent right to be lied to by politicians. The FFBFP currently has the following members:

• Krall (Party Chairman)
• Andrew C.
• Angel Heart
• I Blame Communism
• nakum (Ceremonial Bearer of the Big Stick)
• narris
• Ryder
• ServerPlague
• Solomaxwell6
• vultan

After the 23rd of June Crisis, Krall decided to reform the party's platform and formalise the FFBFP's policies. However Krall - rationalising that the FFBFP was, in essence, founded in order to bring humour and chaos to the AH.com government, and to return people's right to be lied to by politicians - decided, on the 7th of July, that the party manifesto made far too much sense, and so decided that the party should essentially be a fusion of the Nazis and the Monster Raving Loonies, and that the following policies were to be those of the FFBFP:

- The FFBFP is increasingly worried about the security of Parliament. We therefore believe that Parliament should therefore convene in a building in centre of Mare Frigoris (the sea of cold) on the Moon. This new building will be named “Moon Base 02”, and the “Imperial Guard” will be renamed the “Imperial Laser Rifles” in keeping with the space theme.

- We are concerned about the possible misuse of the President's power of veto. We therefore believe that the President should only be able to use his power of veto on days of the week beginning with “T”, or during a Solar eclipse.

- In order to counter the confusing and deteriorating nature of Landsraad elections, we believe that the peerages be divided into the “Proper British”, “Damned Colonial” and “Backwards Foreigner” peerages, and that only the Proper British peerage may vote in Landsraad elections.

- In order to increase the equal representation of parties and people in AH.com, we believe the number of seats in the Lower House should be increased to 21. As a side effect, however, this will mean that the Lower House will be favoured by Nurgle, and its members must therefore carry the destroyer plague of the Great Unclean One. All persons without the Mark of Nurgle that are within 6“ of a member of the Lower House at the end of their shooting phase will therefore take a wound on a rold of 6, with armour and invulnerable saves allowed.

- To ensure the transparency of the political process, the FFBFP supports taking members of the public on tours around the offices of rival parties, where they may drink all their beer, break their sofas and generally trash the place.

- As a Grammar Nazi, the issue of split infinitives is of grave importance to me. The FFBFP therefore believes that split inifinitives should not be acceptable, but mandatory in everyday speech.

• 23th of April 2009: The AH.com Congress Party dissolved and its membership was absorbed into the FFBFP.
• 24th of April 2009: The then-incumbent Prime Minister TheDarkServant defected from the Evil Party to the FFBFP.
• 16th of May 2009: Along with the forces of the Kralltonic Order, the military wing of the FFBFP brutally conquered liberated North Korea.
• 23rd of June 2009: An attempted coup by Ryder forced Krall into hiding for a short time. In the interrim TheDarkServant tried to assume full and permanent control over the Party. Krall told him that it would be “seriously dickish” to permanently remove him from his position, though TheDarkServant countered, saying that it would be “dickish” to delay the roleplay for much longer. Krall therefore promised to update and resolve the crisis within an hour, which he did, producing a comprehensive list of the Party's policies and promising better defined powers for Party Spokespersons.
• 30th of June 2009: “Der Bastardfaschistiche Partei von Deutschland (BFPD)” was created as a regional party of the FFBFP with Insertnamehere as its Chairman for the regional elections in the Imperial Vicariate of Elsaß-Lothringen. The EGO Coalition is formally created as a union of the FFBFP, StrangeSyn and the THATGROUP Party, and it is decided that the EGO Coalition shall stand as one party in all AH.com elections, with Krall as its Director-General (as elected by the Board of Directors, consisting of Krall, Hashasheen and Zacoftheaxes) and presidential candidate.
• 5th of July 2009: TheDarkServant left the FFBFP and joined the Stranger Syndicate.
• 7th of July 2009: Krall enacts the 7/7 Reforms

On the 22nd of June 2009 after a minor disagreement with Krall over treatment of another, Ryder put into action his long planned coup, hoping to win control of the FFBFP. Unfortunetly the support he expected did not materialise and the coup ended in failure. During an epic battle, in which Colonelgoth had assumed temporary charge of the party due to the absence of both Krall and TDS, Krall was forced to flee and took shelter in Solomaxwell6's castle. He has since been quiet apart from announcing, on the 23rd of June, that TheDarkservant was to take temporary control of the party. Krall later produced a statement to the Party, which included a list of policies and opinions that the Party was to hold in future. This list is now defunct, following the 7/7 Reforms.

The full text of this statement can be found here.

The FFBFP's symbol is a cross consisting of four question marks which bears absolutely no resemblance to the symbol of the Nazi Party. It is known as the questionmastika.

A vertical banner including the FFBFP symbol.

A flag including the FFBFP symbol.

The Hell March 3 tune has been chosen as the anthem of the FFBFP. Similarly, the Soviet March tune has been chosen as the anthem of the Party Chairman.