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The Fascist Fascist Bastard Fascist Party

An AH.com political party created by Krall on the 23rd of April, 2009, in this thread. The FFBFP was founded on the principle that people have the inherent right to be lied to by politicians. The FFBFP currently has the following members:

  • Krall (Party Chairman)
  • Colonelgoth (Party Vice-Chairman, Former Party Spokesperson for the Communication of Truths and Popular Enlightenment)
  • Ryder (Former Party Spokesperson for Traditional Persuasion Methods)
  • Solomaxwell6(Former Party Spokesperson for the Prevention of Communists)
  • vultan (Former Party Spokesperson for Protection and Necessary Force Application)
  • nakum (Ceremonial Bearer of the Big Stick)
  • Angel Heart (Former Party Spokesperson for Belligerant Endorsement of Party Policies)
  • Insertnamehere (Vorsitzender der Bastardfaschistiche Partei von Deutschland (Chairman of the Bastard Fascist Party of Germany))

Policies

After the 23rd of June Crisis, Krall decided that the following opinions and proposals on the current state of the government are held to be true by the FFBFP and its members, and shall form the basis of our party platform and future manifestoes:

- The Landsraad should not have power over the Landsraad nor the Peerage, nor should any other body have power over their own powers (because that's utterly ridiculous). These powers should therefore be removed from the Landsraad and distributed elsewhere.

- The Landsraad voting system should be reformed as it is too complex and makes too little sense. The Landsraad will continue to be chosen from the Peerage in some manner so that at least one of the chambers of the legislator shall be made up of people who regularly wash.

- Appointments to the Peerage are politcal appointments, and therefore should be made by an official political body, or official political official, or by dice roll.

- The Landsraad should be subordinate to the Lower House, but should occupy a different role. The Lower House should be the primary legislative body, and the Landsraad should serve as a check on other arms of government in various ways, and should also server to make the AH.com government more civilised by drawing upon the nobility and not the unwashed rabble of disease-ridden and generally unhygenic commoners that make up the majority of AH.com's population.

- The positions and bodies within the AH.com Imperial Government need cooler names, because, I mean, “President”? Really? “He Who Presides”? That's just crap.

- It should be found out whether some form of federalism may be implemented in the elections or structure of the AH.com government, and if not the FFF should be laughed at for being so stupid (though they should be commended if it is).

- It should be officially affirmed that monarchies are better than republics, period.

- The (Un)Official AH.comese Calendar should be made the official calendar of the AH.com government and the Imperial Republic of AH.com, and that all the holidays listed within in shall become official holidays of AH.com. On these official holidays, the people of AH.com should feel free to give their fingers a rest and not post on AH.com, so they can have a rest, maybe get some walking in, have their annual shower, etc.

- An official flag and coat of arms for AH.com should be designed and decided upon, and that both should be as awesome as possible whilst remaining relevant.

- A skeletal constitution should be written and approved for AH.com defining the exact powers granted to different bodies and officials. This constitution will be short, leaving most of AH.com's constitutional law to come from statutes, convention, or threats and bribery (which is totally not how we're planning to run this country. Seriously.)

- A proper (and cool) name should be found for the Lower House of the AH.com Parliament, because a lot of people are still calling it the “Parliament”, even though that term shouldn't refer to one chamber, and, whilst AH.com is fuelled by silliness, that's just too nonsensical.

- An Un-AH.comese Activities Committee should be formed in order to prevent the penetration of Enemies of the Imperial Republic into AH.com and its government, and to remove them in a suitably ironic manner.

- A small judiciary, possibly made up of members of the Lower House, the Landsraad, and the Cabinet equally, should be formed in order to settle disputes over the meaning, powers, validity, interpretation or taste of any piece of legislation, any part of the constitution, or any political action of political bodies or officials.

- The AH.com Government bureaucracy should be expanded, in order to meet the needs of the expanding AH.com Government bureaucracy.

Events

  • 23th of April 2009: The AH.com Congress Party dissolved and its membership was absorbed into the FFBFP.
  • 24th of April 2009: The then-incumbent Prime Minister TheDarkServant defected from the Evil Party to the FFBFP.
  • 16th of May 2009: Along with the forces of the Kralltonic Order, the military wing of the FFBFP brutally conquered liberated North Korea.
  • 23rd of June 2009: An attempted coup by Ryder forced Krall into hiding for a short time. In the interrim TheDarkServant tried to assume full and permanent control over the Party. Krall told him that it would be “seriously dickish” to permanently remove him from his position, though TheDarkServant countered, saying that it would be “dickish” to delay the roleplay for much longer. Krall therefore promised to update and resolve the crisis within an hour, which he did, producing a comprehensive list of the Party's policies and promising better defined powers for Party Spokespersons.
  • 30th of June 2009: “Der Bastardfaschistiche Partei von Deutschland (BFPD)” was created as a regional party of the FFBFP with Insertnamehere as its Chairman for the regional elections in the Imperial Vicariate of Elsaß-Lothringen. The EGO Coalition is formally created as a union of the FFBFP, HashSyn and the THATGROUP Party, and it is decided that the EGO Coalition shall stand as one party in all AH.com elections, with Krall as its Director-General (as elected by the Board of Directors, consisting of Krall, Hashasheen and Zacoftheaxes) and presidential candidate.
  • 5th of July 2009: The FFBFP's Vice-Chairman, only Member of Parliament, only Minister, Princeps Militante and former EVIL Party Prime Minister, TheDarkServant, left the FFBFP and joined its fellow EGO member the Stranger Syndicate.

23rd of June coup and the Party's Reform

On the 22nd of June 2009 after a minor disagreement with Krall over treatment of another, Ryder put into action his long planned coup, hoping to win control of the FFBFP. Unfortunetly the support he expected did not materialise and the coup ended in failure. During an epic battle, in which Colonelgoth had assumed temporary charge of the party due to the absence of both Krall and TDS, Krall was forced to flee and took shelter in Solomaxwell6's castle. He has since been quiet apart from announcing, on the 23rd of June, that TheDarkservant was to take temporary control of the party. Krall later produced a statement to the Party, which included a list of policies and opinions that the Party was to hold in future.

The full text of this statement can be found here.

Party symbols

The FFBFP's symbol is a cross consisting of four question marks which bears absolutely no resemblance to the symbol of the Nazi Party. It is known as the questionmastika.

A vertical banner including the FFBFP symbol.

A flag including the FFBFP symbol.

Party anthems

The Hell March 3 tune has been chosen as the anthem of the FFBFP. Similarly, the Soviet March tune has been chosen as the anthem of the Party Chairman.

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