An American member who joined in January 2007, and now posts mainly in the off-topic forums. Repentant former teen Ameriwanker, Army cadet, and has a thing for mecha and anime.

Despite a horrid lack of writing ability, he writes drabbles for various anime/manga in his free time elsewhere.

Regularly conspiring with Adam in IMs, but no word as to what. Rumors include mecha.

Purported to be The Dean's son, and a confirmed co-conspirator of Fellatio Nelson.

• “Sanity: assuming all modern communists are roleplayers”.