An American member who joined in January 2007, and posts many times a day in various sections. An American nationalist, tends to see Ameriwank as a good thing rather than as a bad one. Is a military enthusiast, and has a thing for mecha. Occasionally goes off on Gundam rants.

Despite a horrid lack of writing ability, he has co-written one TL with Dan1988: the Mexican Ascension TL, which is written as a series of newspaper headlines that covers the US acquisition being begged to take the northern half of Mexico.

Is currently conspiring with Adam in IMs, but no word as to what. Rumors include mecha.

Purported to be The Dean's son.

• “Sanity: assuming all modern communists are roleplayers”.