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Daily Express

One of the few British tabloids that makes the Daily Mail look like a serious newspaper by comparison. In former years it was nicknamed the Daily Sexpress for its habit of using softcore porn and celebrity sex scandals, but nowadays it is the Di-ly Express, due to the fact that it airs all Mohammed not-Al Fayed's crazy conspiracy theories about not-princess Diana Spencer's death on a practically daily basis, and recycles old conspiracy theories first published in 2002 as though they're new.

Typical headline:

WAS DIANA MURDERED BY THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH DRIVING A WHITE FIAT UNO WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF THE CIA, THE FBI, MI5, MI6, MI7, THE BILDERBERG GROUP, THE FREEMASONS AND THE GIANT LIZARDS WHO CONTROL URUGUAY?!!!

After the 2008 local elections (a disaster for Labour), the Express came up with the memorable headline “Brown has messed up the country so much that even the asylum seekers are leaving”.

offtopic/daily_express.txt · Last modified: 2019/03/29 15:13 by 127.0.0.1

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