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A.k.a. Socially awkward onanists with an interest in AH.Com.
Cack-handed whenever dealing with the opposite sex, most especially with those of a similar age, these anorak-clad bishop-bashers will predictably embark upon unreciprocated perving like bloodhounds straining after a scent.
You know who you are.
Nekromans has put a theory forward suggesting that the Creepy Hetero Teens are not humans but in fact Morlocks cast back in time for being overly creepy.