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+====== Creepy Hetero Teens ======
 A.k.a. Socially awkward onanists with an interest in AH.Com.
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 You know who you are.
+[[offtopic:Nekromans]] has put a theory forward suggesting that the Creepy Hetero Teens are not humans but in fact Morlocks cast back in time for being overly creepy.
+[[Ran Exilis]] is considered to be the King of the Creepy Hetero Teens and the leader of their division within the [[Heterosexual Reconquista]]. He is, however, no longer a teen himself - he is one of the rare (and extremely creepy) Fullgrown Creeps. And [[The Netherlands#Dutch]].
+Major elements of the Reconquista's army are drawn from the Creeps. These include the **Creepian Guard**, whose role is to act as bodyguards to the leaders of the Reconquista, and the  **Undead Creep Legion**. Ran has admitted that the latter are actually called "the Legion of Internet Creeps with No Life", but the other name is just so much cooler!
+Along with the CHT, we also have the analogous Creepy Gaysexual Ancient Ruins and the Creepy Paranoid Teens (led by [[Highlander]]) who refuse to believe that any attractive female members can possibly be real.
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