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| | ====== CATBOY637 ====== |
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| ==== CATBOY637 ==== | |
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| ==== Teddy Roosevelt ==== | ==== Teddy Roosevelt ==== |
| Catboy worships TR. He considers him a deity, with the ability to kill anything and is immortal. Others have also followed this route, ableit with less insane dedication. [[offtopic:Rougebeaver]] has called this devotion "Catboy's TR athletic cult". | Catboy worships TR. He considers him a deity, with the ability to kill anything and is immortal. Others have also followed this route, ableit with less insane dedication. [[offtopic:RogueBeaver]] has called this devotion "Catboy's TR athletic cult". |
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| ==== Politics ==== | ==== Politics ==== |
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| ==== Found ==== | ==== Found in ==== |
| Catboy frequents the ASB forums, Non-Political Chat and occasionally Chat. He visits Post-1900 to somtimes update Three Seconds Late. | Catboy frequents the ASB forums, Non-Political Chat and occasionally Chat. He visits Post-1900 to somtimes update Three Seconds Late. |
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| ==== Works ==== | ==== Works ==== |
| Catboy's first TL was a cooperative one with Vultan about an anti-Catholic fascist America, but it failed soon after it's creation. He then after created Guns of the Irish, where the IRA is given M1 Abrams in the 1800's. That ended in failure as well. He had a one-post TL about Custer dying earlier in life. Catboy's current project is the TL Three Seconds Late. The premise involves Adolph Ochs being born three seconds later than OTL, meaning he further supports Robert Goddard. Goddard's rockets are made into military application due to this. Other PODs include a Rykov-run USSR under the NEP, American Mexico, and Hitler getting a harsher sentence in jail. It was greeted with negative reception, and Catboy created a more realistic version which he now updates. | Catboy's first TL was a cooperative one with Vultan about an anti-Catholic fascist America, but it failed soon after it's creation. He then after created Guns of the Irish, where the IRA is given M1 Abrams in the 1800's. That ended in failure as well. He had a one-post TL about Custer dying earlier in life. Catboy's current project is the TL Three Seconds Late. The premise involves Adolph Ochs being born three seconds later than OTL, meaning he further supports Robert Goddard. Goddard's rockets are made into military application due to this. Other PODs include a Rykov-run USSR under the NEP, American Mexico, and Hitler getting a harsher sentence in jail. It was greeted with negative reception, and Catboy created a more realistic version which he now updates. |
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| | Catboy also recently began writing "Knight of the Wastes" in the Writer's Section. |
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| ==== Other Members ==== | ==== Other Members ==== |
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| ==== Zombies ==== | ==== Zombies ==== |
| Catboy is obssesed with zombies. This stems to him reading the Zombie Survival Guide, so now he's a fanatic. This is noted by board memebers duly, though some ([[offtopic:Fenrir_Angerboda]]) find him insane with it. This leads to some using him as a joke frequently. | Catboy is obssesed with zombies. This stems from him reading the Zombie Survival Guide, so now he's a fanatic. This is noted by board memebers duly, though some ([[offtopic:Fenrir_Angerboda]]) find him insane with it. This leads to some using him as a joke frequently. Catboy himself also frequently mentions M1 Carbines and machetes. |
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| ==== Appearances ==== | ==== Appearances ==== |
| Appeared as a friend of [[offtopic:Big Tex]] in AH.com:TNG in "Black Moon over Virginia". Later appeared in the season finale of Season I as a ship member on [[offtopic:HUCK]]'s ship. He was revealed to have held one of the keys to 4chan. | Appeared as a friend of [[offtopic:Big Tex]] in AH.com:TNG in "Black Moon over Virginia". Later appeared in the season finale of Season I as a ship member on [[offtopic:HUCK]]'s ship. He was revealed to have held one of the keys to 4chan. He was also in the episode "Dis'topia Ain't Big Enough for the Both of Us!" as a supporter of President Randolph Parker. |
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| | ==== Famous quotes and one-liners ==== |
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| "How did we get to racist elves?" | "How did we get to racist elves?" |
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| "Too bad ponies enslaved humanity." | "Too bad ponies enslaved humanity." |
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| "I'm not ignorant, I'm patriotic!" | On his notorious shilling of Ameriwank : "I'm not ignorant, I'm patriotic!" |
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| "We get to see Nazis, Soviets, and Americans fighting zombie lizards from space. Are we in a bad 50's sci-fi movie?" | "We get to see Nazis, Soviets, and Americans fighting zombie lizards from space. Are we in a bad 50's sci-fi movie?" |
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| "Sir, they're the SWISS! We can't invade, magic spell!" | [[alternate_history/uninvadable_super-duper_switzerland|"Sir, they're the SWISS! We can't invade, magic spell!"]] |
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| "Water boils at 112 and I'm not changing for anybody!" | "Water boils at 112 and I'm not changing for anybody!" |
| On the Iranian Space Program launching animals into space:"It should've read 'Brave Animals Make Daring Escape from Iranian Regime' | On the Iranian Space Program launching animals into space:"It should've read 'Brave Animals Make Daring Escape from Iranian Regime' |
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| "Bears will eat Obama!" | "Bears will eat Obama!"-Later was actually adopted by the AFA. Catboy's reponse-"Holy fucking shit!" |
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| Bill Clinton:"Holy pancakes, this makes me look like Queen Elizabeth!" | Bill Clinton:"Holy pancakes, this makes me look like Queen Elizabeth!" |
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| On someone's birthday-"Happy Birthday! I have no cake! (Or an explanation as to why there is no cake.)" | On someone's birthday-"Happy Birthday! I have no cake! (Or an explanation as to why there is no cake.)" |
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| | "RUN FOR YOUR POSSIBLY OCCURING LIVES!" |
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| [[offtopic:Blue_Max]]: You caused the entire universe to implode! | **[[offtopic:Blue_Max]]**: You caused the entire universe to implode! |
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| **Catboy**: Yes, but echnically, I win! | **Catboy**: Yes, but echnically, I win! |
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| [[offtopic:The_Bald_Imposter]]: Never change, Catboy. | **[[offtopic:The_Bald_Imposter]]**: Never change, Catboy. |
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| **Catboy**: I won't, I'm a conservative! | **Catboy**: I won't, I'm a conservative! |
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| **Neztieche**: I would sig that if it didn't make me cringe so violently. | **[[offtopic:Nietzsche]]**: I would sig that if it didn't make me cringe so violently. |
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| **Solomaxwell6**:Besides Catboy, I don't think there's any illerates on the board. | **[[Solomaxwell6]]**:Besides Catboy, I don't think there's any illerates on the board. |
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| **Blackwave**:GI //CAAATBOOOOOOOYY!!// | **Blackwave**:GI //CAAATBOOOOOOOYY!!// |
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| [[offtopic:Thande]]:And wanking is half the timeline. | **[[offtopic:Thande]]**:And wanking is half the timeline. |
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| **Midnight77**:The other half is space-filling empires. | **Midnight77**:The other half is space-filling empires. |
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| | "MOJOJO, do you just Google monkeys and homosexuality all day?" |
