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 ====== Cambridge ======
-A city in [[the United Kingdom]] (there are also 3 fake Cambridges in the UK; 87 in the US and a few in Australia). Noted for being home to the best university ever, or it will be when Harvard stop bribing the people who draw up the league tables. [[Thande]] resides here against his will, chained to a circular dichroism spectrometer and dreaming of [[Doncaster]].
+A city in [[the United Kingdom]] (there are also 3 fake Cambridges in the UK; 87 in the US and a few in Australia). Noted for being home to the best university ever, or it will be when Harvard stop bribing the people who draw up the league tables. [[Thande]] formerly resided here against his will, chained to a circular dichroism spectrometer and dreaming of [[Doncaster]].
+Nemesis of Oxford for obvious reasons. In the middle of a swamp drained by a Dutchman. Was once taken over by Ingsoc. Constantly overrun by Falun Gong protestors who keep blocking Thande's access to his sausage sandwiches and have thus led to his joining the Communist Party of the People's Republic of China.