An ongoing story by Fenwick, which involves the war between the various levels, and factions of AH.com. Currently, the story is in the process of being written.
The Civil War was, accidentally/on purpose caused by demonkangaroo when he posted a thread about trolls, and an AH Civil war. Soon, all hell broke loose. The factions are numerous, but are centered around a core group of three: Noobs (New Online Orators giving Beneficial Statements) led by Demosthenes, the AH.com Defense Force led by AHFanatic, and the Regulars run by Fenwick.