Michel Sarkozy is an insane Frenchman who was the main antagonist of the second half of FesteringSpore's still-in-development novel. In the ATL Meetups, he served as an annoyance and occasionally an antagonist at times. Eventually redeemed himself by saving Jacen Conner and Abigail Spencer from the Multiversal Archangel.

He is fond of saying “big gay” and Fortnite dancing. He also used to say “Ur retarded” until CalBear came and disapproved of such a practice.