====== Canada Bukkake ====== An [[asb timelines|ASB timeline]] by [[offtopic:David bar Elias]] which acts as [[humour & parody timelines|a vehicle to satirize]] all of the [[alternate_history:wank]] timelines out there. It began with a comment by [[offtopic:Doctor What]] regarding an extreme Ameriwank scenario (from another website), which he labeled "Ameri-bukkake". As the title suggests, the Dominion of Canada is, well, the //dominant// power of this little scenario, coming to acquire the entire globe, Solar System, variety of extra-stellar colonies by the 1920s, and later on other timelines. It's noted especially for the "Sweet air of happiness," which, among other things, turns even its most rabid haters into devoted followers of the Most Canadian Way. Several analogues to our Canadian AH.commers make appearances during this little story, including [[offtopic:Doctor What]], [[offtopic:Redem]], [[offtopic:fortyseven]], [[offtopic:sbegin]]...along with Americans [[offtopic:Dave Howery]] and [[offtopic:RCTFI]]. Several analogues to some of the banned members also make appearances (as the sworn enemies of the Most Canadian Way, of course), including: [[offtopic:Mike Collins]], [[offtopic:john1761|John Reynolds]], [[offtopic:radical_neutural]], [[offtopic:Hashemite]], and [[offtopic:kespla]].