====== Najoisey ======

Planet in //**[[AH.com Wars]]**//, a parody of Naboo from //Star Wars// and meant to represent [[offtopic:New Jersey]]. However, it also incorporates elements of [[offtopic:Pennsylvania]] and other nearby US states. Najoisey has an industrial northern hemisphere and a green and pleasant southern hemisphere.

It is populated both by human colonists (Najoiseyans) and the alien Irritatingungan race. However, at the end of Episode I when [[offtopic:G.Bone]] spilt soda on [[offtopic:Thande]]'s CGI computers, the entire Irritatingungan race was erased, except for [[offtopic:radical_neutural]] (aka Rad Rad Neut). 

Despite this, in subsequent films, owing to a loophole in the constitution (that every race has one senator) Rad Rad Neut becomes the Senator representing the race of which he is now the only member.

The human Najoiseyans are a race of pacifists who strangely have a lot of powerful [[Alankey]] fighters. They practice a system of government known as "Monarchy as Misunderstood by Ignorant American Screenwriters" and were variously ruled by Queen [[offtopic:IronYuppie]] and King [[offtopic:Matt]]. There is also an elected governor, [[offtopic:Psychomeltdown]], whose major role is to be repeatedly kicked in the balls by IronYuppie for being late with [[ah.com the series|Series]] episodes. 

Najoisey was the setting for much of Episode 1. Due to Thande believing the film "The Core" to be a documentary, it has a hollow core filled with ocean and giant penguins and sealions. This allows Irritatingungan bongo-powered submarines to travel through the middle of the planet.

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