====== Kapitan Steffen ======

Shift-capable warship in //**[[AH.com The Series]]**//, crewed by the interdimensional mercenaries known only as [[The Germans]]. AKA The German Ship.

The ship first appeared in [[DON'T MENTION THE PORN!]], though only in a small role. In [[HAIR TODAY, GOTTERDAMMERUNG TOMORROW]] we learned that the ship was built by the "brilliant German scientists" of Deutscherwelt thanks to the Stereotypica Virus. After many unsuccessful attempts to track down the [[Hairplane]] and [[offtopic:Justin Pickard]], with the AH.commers' help the Germans succeeded. The ship fought the Hairplane at both [[the King]]'s timeline and the [[IT CAME FROM HOLLYWOOD#Hollywood]] timeline, in the latter case finally destroying it with help from the AH.com Ship. However, in the battle, Captain [[offtopic:Steffen]] was killed and the previous unnamed ship renamed after him.

Under [[offtopic:Susano]], the //Kapitan Steffen// became more advanced due to [[offtopic:Max Sinister]] discovering how to modulate Pickard viruses in order to gain more [[alternate history:German Techwank]]. By the time of [[CITATION NEEDED]], where the ship went head-to-head with the WikiWorld and won, it was packing atomic howitzers, lasers and Pickard-derived Technobabblyon Particle Weapons. It is also equipped with a [[offtopic:running jokes#Luftwaffe CGI Generator]] which allows it to cloak.

It appeared once more in [[ZE POORLY-DISGUISED PILOT]], a German-centric episode.

The ship is shaped like a 1930s rocket ship, with weapons and devices emerging from hatches on its pristine grey hull. As well as its regular crew, it has a small army of Cyborg Robots With Green Blood, and carries several shuttles and at least two Panzers.

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