====== Cast of AH.com Wars ======

Now has its own article, as the original was growing large enough to produce its own gravity well.

Only a partial list currently available. The original Star Wars character is in brackets. AH.com Wars has probably the most number of AH.com participants of any fiction, maybe even more than the Series, because there are so many walk-on roles.

[[offtopic:luakel]] Luak Slywanker, the Hero! (Luke Skywalker)

[[offtopic:kilngirl]] Princess Kilngirl of [[timelines:Canada]]. luakel's sister, but they don't discover this until they've spent the last two films flirting. Unlike Lucas, Thande decided NOT to gloss over the Ewwww factor emerging from this.

[[offtopic:Doctor What]] Doctor-What Lombardi, a [[Kitjedi]] Knight. Unlike the original, doesn't actually die in Episode 4, but just pretends to, and keeps popping back up in ghost makeup, as well as appearing in the background of random scenes. (Obi-Wan Kenobi)

[[offtopic:Kit]]jed Founder and master of the Kitjedi, he is capable of regenerating like Doctor Who. He was Kitjed21 in Episode 1 and regenerated three times in the course of the series, ending as Kitjed24. Like Doctor What, he faked his death and appeared later on. Speaks with a comedy Welsh accent, and resided on the planet of [[Gay-o-bar]].(Yoda)

[[offtopic:Landshark]], luakel and kilngirl's father, [[offtopic:IronYuppie]]'s husband, and the betrayer of the Kitjedi Order. As a young boy, he already won a Prodracist tournament. However it later emerged that all of this was actually a Kitjedi plan to install a much cooler Empire. The true identity of [[Darth Gaydar]]. (Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader)

[[offtopic:IronYuppie]] Queen Erikké IronYuppie of [[Najoisey]], terrifying, and Landshark's wife. Her fate is as yet unknown. (Padmé Amidala)

[[offtopic:Grimm Reaper]] Sometime Senator of [[Najoisey]], then Chancellor of the Republic and later Emperor. Obsessed with politics to an unhealthy degree. Aka Darth Politicus. (Emperor Palpatine)

[[offtopic:Floid]] The AH.com Wars and equivalent of Han Solo - He is Sudanasese.

[[offtopic:Gamingboy]] The original Chancellor. (Valorum)

[[offtopic:Psychomeltdown]] Governor of Najoisey, terrified of IronYuppie.

[[offtopic:The Sandman]] Captain of the HMS [[Bacofoil]]. (Captain Panaka)

[[offtopic:ljofa]] Darth Ljofa, apprentice of Grimm Reaper. (Darth Maul)

[[offtopic:Hermanubis]] Rebel fighter pilot. (Wedge Antilles)

[[offtopic:G.Bone]] Rebel fighter pilot.

[[offtopic:Max Sinister]] Rebel fighter pilot.

[[offtopic:MerryPrankster]] Rebel fighter pilot.

[[offtopic:Othniel]] Rebel fighter pilot.

[[offtopic:Otis Tarda]] Rebel fighter pilot.

[[offtopic:Imajin]] First captain of the [[Flamewar]].

[[offtopic:Aussey]] Second captain of the [[Flamewar]].

[[offtopic:Midgard]] First commander of the [[Overcompensator]]. (Admiral Ozzel)

[[offtopic:Diamond]] Second commander of the [[Overcompensator]]. (Admiral Piett) Note that Diamond actually appears in three different roles in AH.com Wars, which is never explained because Thande is lazy. 

[[offtopic:Molobo]] First captain of the [[Quoting Wikipedia]]. (Captain Needa)

[[offtopic:Gedca]] Second captain of the [[Quoting Wikipedia]].

[[offtopic:Fenwick]] Third captain of the [[Quoting Wikipedia]].

[[offtopic:WFHermans]] Rebel ground gunner fighting the [[Quoting Wikipedia]]. Insane. 

[[offtopic:raharris1973]] Captain of the [[American Politics]]. 

[[offtopic:Romulus Augustulus]] Captain of the [[God Moding]].

[[offtopic:fenkmaster]] Stormtrooper on board of the [[Death Tsar]].

[[offtopic:VoCSe]] A Rebel Major who fought on [[Coldh]].

[[offtopic:Ward]] Rebel General commanding forces on Coldh. (General Rieeken)

[[offtopic:TheLoneAmigo]] Imperial General who invaded Coldh. (General Veers)

[[offtopic:General_Paul]] Rebel General who commanded forces on [[Yeravinalarf IV]]. (General Dodonna)

[[offtopic:Leo Caesius]] "C-Leo", a 'political' fluent in over seven million forms of communication.

[[offtopic:Paul Spring]] "PaulSpring-D2", C-Leo's sparring partner who communicates in Morse code. 

[[offtopic:Wozza]] Rebel fighter pilot.

[[offtopic:BrianP]] Rebel fighter pilot.

[[offtopic:Bulgaroktonos]] "Bulga Roktonos". Bounty Hunter responsible for the capture of Floid.  Armed with an arsenal of weaponry that pushes the limits to which one can suspend their disbelief. Reportedly killed in the climactic battle on Santa's Yacht when the atomic bomb in his suit detonated. However will be presumably be endlessly resurrected by talentless sequel writers in the EU (European Union) books. (Boba Fett)

[[offtopic:SionEwig]] A Kitjedi Knight. Doctor What was his Paddywhack. Killed by Darth Ljofa. (Qui-Gon Jinn)

[[offtopic:Grey Wolf]] Greyce Wolfu. A Kitjedi who's a bit of a "Badass M___erf___er", whatever that means. Also fights Drakas on a plane. (Mace Windu)

[[offtopic:The Sandman]] Captain of Queen IronYuppie's ship

[[offtopic:Weapon M]] "Magya Roktonos", a bounty hunter and weapon fan, so it's only logical he's called Weapon M too. Killed by Grey Wolf. (Jango Fett)

[[offtopic:The Bald Imposter]] An assassin

[[offtopic:sbegin]] A female assassin set to kill senator kilngirl. (Zam Wesell)

[[offtopic:N-reD]] Mother of Landshark Slywanker. Killed by Dust Bunnies - a very bad case of allergy (Shmi Skywalker)

[[offtopic:Justin Green]] Luak Slywanker's uncle on Arrakisimeantattooine. A sand farmer. (Uncle Owen)

[[offtopic:Justin Pickard]] Luak Slywanker's other uncle on Arrakisimeantattooine (Aunt Beru)

[[offtopic:Jean-Luc Pickard]] Father of Justin Pickard

[[offtopic:Mayhem]] An Australian living on Arrakisimeantattoine

[[offtopic:Michael]] Another Australian living on Arrakisimeantattooine

[[offtopic:DMA]] Another Australian living on Arrakisimeantattooine

[[offtopic:Naked Santa Picture#Santa]] Crimelord Santa the Fatt (Jabba the Hutt)

[[offtopic:radical_neutural]] Rad Rad Neut, an obnoxious alien of the Irritatingungan people (Jar Jar Binks)

[[offtopic:iokua]] Another Irritatingungan

[[offtopic:TheGreatCocanut]] King of the Irritatingungans (Boss Nass) NB TheGreatCocanut was in reality just a [[offtopic:sockpuppet]] for radical_neutural, hence the reference. 

[[offtopic:Satyrane]] A Kitjedi Knight

[[offtopic:birdy]] Another Kitjedi Knight

[[offtopic:Knight Templar]] Another Kitjedi Knight

[[offtopic:Baxter]] Another Kitjedi Knight (female!). Killed by robertp6165.

[[offtopic:Gwendolyn Ingolfsson]] Another Kitjedi Knight (female!). Killed by robertp6165.

[[offtopic:Inaki]] Assistant of the head of the Boardwide Senate

[[offtopic:Filo]] A senator, of [[timelines:Italy]]

[[offtopic:Tetsu]] Another senator, of [[timelines:Texas]]

[[offtopic:Ramp-Rat]] Another senator, of Islington

[[offtopic:The Gunslinger]] Another senator, of Canada (Bail Antilles)

[[offtopic:Condottiero]] Another senator, of [[timelines:Spain]]

[[offtopic:Dan1988]] Succeeded The Gunslinger as senator for Canada (Bail Organa)

[[offtopic:Maverick]] Senator for [[timelines:Argentina]]

[[offtopic:Gonzaga]] Senator for [[timelines:Brazil]]

[[offtopic:Tochomocho]] Succeeded Condottiero as Senator for Spain

[[offtopic:Jared]] A librarian in the great library of the Kitjedi Knights

[[offtopic:Diamond]] A mapmaker of the Kitjedi Knights. And the model for a supposedly diamond-shaped spaceship used by Doctor What-Lombardi.

[[offtopic:Glen]] Prime Minister of Yamania

[[offtopic:GBW]] Head of the clone factory

[[offtopic:rowmaster]] A grey alien who likes to mutilate cattle and [[Sheep the size of VW camper vans]]

[[offtopic:DuQuense]] Another grey alien who likes to mutilate cattle and Sheep the size of VW camper vans

[[offtopic:Count Dearborn]] A Miffed Kitjedi. Aka Darth Piranhas. (Count Dooku)

[[offtopic:Berra]] Owner of a junk shop (Watto)

[[offtopic:Atlantabraves]] A racist. Raised and used for Prodracist by Landshark.

[[offtopic:Pax Britannia]] A prodder, on Nick Griffin

[[offtopic:TyrannusZero]] Another prodder, on [[offtopic:national socialist]]

[[offtopic:basileus]] Another prodder, on [[timelines:Mussolini]]

[[offtopic:Hendryk]] A leader of the WTO. Speaking with a fake Chinese accent. (Nute Gunray)

[[offtopic:Gaijin]] Captain of the //Cholesterol//

[[offtopic:HelloLegend]] WTO subordinate/officer

[[offtopic:Emperor Qianlong]] WTO subordinate/officer

[[offtopic:Qazaq2007]] WTO subordinate/officer

[[offtopic:Bishop]] WTO subordinate/officer

[[offtopic:whatisausername]] WTO subordinate/officer

[[offtopic:Tielhard]] A battle political (leftwinger)

[[offtopic:orbeyonde]] A battle political (rightwinger)

[[offtopic:Faeelin]] Hendryk's aide

[[offtopic:robertp6165]] A Confederate leader

[[offtopic:EvolvedSaurian]] Leader of the Celtoraptors, a Confederate-allied race

[[offtopic:Blochead]] Leader of the Evil Capitalist Combine of Wal-Mart and Microsoft (later Wal-Tesco in Episode 3). On the side of the Secessionists

[[offtopic:Adam]] Leader of the Nuke Wanking Militocracy. On the side of the secessionists

[[offtopic:Fyrwulf]] Young Midgard's XO.

[[offtopic:VulcanTrekkie45]] Celtoraptor field commander at the Battle of Unilevercan

[[offtopic:Edvader]] Supreme Commander of the Confederate Army (General Grievous)

[[offtopic:Analytical Engine]] Edvader's steampunk cyborg bodyguard

[[offtopic:David S Poepoe]] An Eopeopsdivad, a plausibility demon that eats ASBs.

[[offtopic:fortyseven]] A regular of [[Redem]]‘s Café Separatistique (parodying Monsieur Leclerc from ‘Allo ‘Allo) and as an Imperial lieutenant on the Death Tsar.

[[offtopic:Thande]] The all-powerful director behind it (George Lucas)

[[offtopic:G.Bone]] A CGI specialist in the prequels (also appears as a fighter pilot in the classics)

[[offtopic:MerryPrankster]] Thande's Creative Advisor in the prequels (also appears as a fighter pilot in the classics)

[[offtopic:Ghost 88]] A ghostwriter (duh) to Thande, in the prequels

[[offtopic:Nek]] A cameraman, in the prequels

[[offtopic:David bar Elias]] Another cameraman, in the prequels

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