====== A Pirate Novella, by Doris Perks ======

Story started by [[offtopic:Fellatio Nelson]] and written by a committee including him, [[offtopic:Flocculencio]], [[offtopic:Thande]], [[offtopic:Satyrane]], [[offtopic:luakel]] and others. It features a crew of AH.com pirates and their good ship //Pseudodisestablishmentarian//, so called because by the time the enemy lookout has sighted the ship and called out its name, the pirates are already boarding.

The story is set in a generalised 16th-18th century in which anachronisms abound.

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==== Crew ====

[[offtopic:Flocculencio]] - Captain 'Blackbeard' Flocc

[[offtopic:Fellatio Nelson]] - First Officer Nelson

[[offtopic:Kit]] - Bosun Kit Morgan

[[offtopic:Thande]] - Ship's Chymist/Powder Monkey Thande

[[offtopic:Landshark]] - Gunner Landshark

[[offtopic:Othniel]] - Chaplain Othniel Countrythatdoesn'texistyet

[[offtopic:Romulus Augustulus]] - Oarsman Borat, chained in a cage, when not in use

[[offtopic:luakel]] - Cabin Boy Luakel

[[offtopic:Straha]] - Peg Boy Straha

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==== Recurring characters ====

Gunpowder Jen - Flocc's love interest and captain of the //Hen Party//, an all-female pirate ship

[[offtopic:Fellatio Nelson|Cunnilingus Nelson]] - Fell's longlost sister and Gunpowder Jen's first officer

Lord Essex - Flocc's nemesis and rival for Jen's affections

Admiral [[offtopic:Midgard|Midgardmetal]] - Captain of the //Blue November//, a Russian ship

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