====== Thandislam ======


A religion based on the marvelous tradition of [[offtopic:blaming_thande|blaming Thande]] (Blame Be Upon Him). It is often syncretized with other religions.

Just like Rastafarianism and the emperor Haile Selassie I of Ethiopia, it should be noted that [[Thande]] (BBUH) himself is not a believer in Thandislam and indeed does not see what all the fuss is about.

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==== The Five Pillars of Thandislam ====

For Thandislamics, there are five "pillars" that guide their everyday lives.

  * //Profession of Faith// - Constantly Blame Thande (BBUH), publicly, and with no shame.

  * //Daily Prayer// - Five times daily one must prostrate before their computer screen and say:
"There is no one to blame but Thande, and Hermanubis blamed him first."

  * //Paying of Alms// - One must spend 2.5% of their annual income helping those with low post counts.

  * //Fasting// - One must go without the computer from sun-up to sundown during the ninth month of [[AH.com calendar|the calendar]], so that one might discover how to Blame Thande (BBUH) while not on AH.COM. In this way we grow closer to the Great Blamer.

  * //Pilgrimage// - At least once in one's life, one must journey to Thande's place and blame him to his face.

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==== Beings of Annoyance ====

Alas, there are beings that doth annoy the hell out of Thande. Beware them ! And lo and behold:

[[Thande - List of Enemies]]

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==== Thandislamist members ====

  * [[Petike]] (in his own words): "//Thandislam is a peaceful and insightful religion, often misjudged...//"
  * [[oberdada]] ("For no apparent reason.")

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