====== Second People's Socialist Republic of South Yorkshire ======


In the great tradition of the [[offtopic:Socialist Republic of South Yorkshire|First Republic]], Thande has in mind a restoration of that body in the form of a Second Republic.  He plans to get roaringly drunk in the [[offtopic:Frog and Parrot]], grab a horse and cart, and lead an army of sozzled locals and students on to the Town Hall, where they'll storm it, raise a red flag and declare a restoration.  

After consolidating his ascent to power, Thande will then make wearing elasticated trousers, flat caps and owning a whippet mandatory for all non-locals just to piss them off, and so that the locals can have a good laugh.  He'll then invite the [[offtopic:Queen]] to be Head of State and will ask local resident [[offtopic:Sargon]] around to watch [[offtopic:Doctor Who]] with both of them.  [[offtopic:Thandislam]] will become the state religion, so Blaming Thande will become mandatory for all citizens of the People's Socialst Republic. Future Thande-style knife wielding is rumoured to be optional.