====== Rhinoceros Party ======

An [[offtopic:AH.com politics#AH.com political party]] founded by [[Messiniano]] that contested the [[offtopic:AH.com elections, 2007#2007 election]] and won no seats.

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==== 2007 Manifesto ====

We, the Rhoncerii, propose to do the following thing for AH.com:

    * Make smiley faces the official currency
    * Repeal the law of gravity
    * Create sub-forum for Pre-632 BCE PODs
    * Double the reconquista effort against the Gaysexualid Emirate
    * Establish the one true Pantheon of AH.com, with Ian as the supreme Almightythingamajig, Kiera as his mistress, and the sheep and goat as demigods.
    * Annex Alternia, and then raise it to the ground
    * End crime by abolishing laws
    * Legalize pot. And pans. Spatulas as well.
    * Replace Thande with an ostrich.

Open for proposals and coalitions with other parties.

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