====== The Mantle of Eternal N00bishness ======

A rare honour(?) or artefact bestowed upon [[offtopic:luakel]].

[[Nekromans]] was also tarred with the Mantle in his early posting days as 'The English Luakel', but subsequently overcame it by the power of Leicestrian Gaysexuality.

==== In fiction ====

Abbreviated as 'The Mantle of N00b', it appeared in the eponymous [[stories:ah.com_the_series|AH.com Series]] episode "[[stories:montana_howery_and_the_mantle_of_n00b|MONTANA HOWERY AND THE MANTLE OF N00B]]". It was described as being similar to the Turin Shroud, containing the bloodstains of the original clone-source Luakel, and thus being the key to inventing a bioweapon to destroy [[luakel clones]]. Though it was sought for by [[Evil MrP]], the Mantle ended up in AH.commer hands, where Thande and Torqumada concluded from tests that it could not be genuine, as the blood on it came from a luakel almost identical with the crew's own luakel, only just a little older...