====== King of the Uzbeks ====== King of the Uzbeks is actually from [[Ohio]] and is, according to his own account, "aware that all Americans are idiots". He is Liberal in the American sense. Rightful King of Uzbekistan. Will donate minimum of 20ยข to any campaign that pledges to help him establish himself as King. King of the *facepalm* and king-of-Uzbekistan-in-exile. Frequent in the [[asb forum|ASB]], [[shared worlds/shared worlds|SW]] and [[future history forum|FH]] forums. Die-hard Francophille. Self Proclaimed Chester A. Arthur apologist. ---- ==== Works ==== He likes writing [[timelines:sports|sport-themed timelines]] (especially football ones), making him perhaps the most prolific short sports timeline writer on the entire board. Note that he has yet to complete a timeline. //**[[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=314807|The Miracle Men of Montevideo]]**// - 1930s POD. //**[[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=308706|It's Time For Africa! : A Football/Soccer TILIAD]]**// - Set during the 2010 World Cup. But he also writes different timelines: //**[[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=323443|Hearts of Darkness: A TLIAW]]**// - A timeline about the Second Congo War. DEAD //**[[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=355790|Gilded Dreams]]**// - A timeline chronicling how the world might have changed if Chester A. Arthur had been in better health and run for reelection in his own right. DEAD, SOON TO BE REBOOTED //**[[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=383716|Jackasses in a Hailstorm]]**// - Lyndon Johnson decides not to run in his own right in 1964. Hijinks ensue. Currently in 1976. ---- ==== In AH.com Fiction ==== The eponymous character of King of the Uzbeks, a crew member of the MES-1 //Allohistory// from //**[[stories:AH.com Enterprise]]**//, is based on him. ---- ==== Navigation ==== **[[Member List]]**