====== John Major ======
 
PM of Great Britain and Northern Ireland 1990-97. Through the awesome powers of memetic mutation, he fought off an IRA mortar attack, won an unwinnnable election by giving all his speeches standing on a soapbox, and had an affair with a cabinet minister who, we are assured, looked exactly like [[http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&hs=J6i&resnum=0&q=elizabeth%20hurley&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi|Elizabeth Hurley]]. All this with his shirt tucked into his underpants.

Despite this, [[offtopic:Zyzzyva]] seems to be the only member to acknowledge his inherent coolness.

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