======Balide======

Fully, "Balide of the Faithful". A [[offtopic:Goatism|Goatist]] title given to [[offtopic:The Bald Imposter]] by [[offtopic:Flocculencio]], based on a misspelling of 'Baldie'. 

Pronounced 'Ball-eyed', not 'Ball-eed', which coincidentally means 'stupid' in Arabic. Apparently coincidentally, anyway...