====== AH.com Sexual Perversions ======

Strictly speaking, the state of normality is based on the average of a community's practices. If we go by this definition, then in fact AH.com has no sexual perverts, aside from that minority who like girls in general and wouldn't mind marrying one one day. However, it is more egalitarian to suggest that, in fact, all our members' opinions constitute sexual perversions. A list follows. 

  * **The [[offtopic:gaysexualid_emirate|Gaysexuals]]**: Far too many to list here, which is worrying enough in itself. Note the subcategory of those who like Cugly individuals, such as [[Fellatio Nelson]].

  * **The [[Heterosexual Reconquista]]**: They like women but are perhaps a little too overly enthusiastic about it in a creepy way, and also encompass such a wide range of opinion that they end up like Austria-Hungary.

  * **Underage female clones of extremely masculine comic characters**: Liked by [[Archangel Michael]].

  * **Furries**: [[Highlander]], [[Darkslavik]] and to some extent [[Alikchi]].

  * **Very extremely tall muscular women with rolled-up sleeves who are surgeons and witches and worship a goddess**: [[The Mists of Time]] //(there may be some other qualifiers in there as well)//

  * **[[Alyson Hannigan]]**: [[Psychomeltdown]] and to a lesser extent [[Flocculencio]].

  * **[[Keira Knightley]]**: The [[Keira Knightley Fan Club]], led by [[MrP]], [[Flocculencio]] and [[Dave Howery]].

  * **Kate Upton**: [[offtopic:unholy mistress|Kaiser K]] 

  * **Japanese tentacle porn**: [[Hendryk]].

  * **Bigbooberism**: Followed by [[Torqumada]] and a few others. 

  * **Adult Babies/Diaper Lovers**: [[Mako-Chan]] (mostly nonsexual) and a few others.
 
  * **Transsexuals**: [[Landshark]] //(and [[The Bald Imposter]] before he found out)//.

  * **Lesbian Vampires, Fatal Cunnilingus**: [[Doctor What]].

  * **Asian women**: [[Ran Exilis]], [[general tiu]], [[Straha]], [[Scarecrow]], [[Hendryk]] and quite a few others.

  * **Iranian women**: Mainly [[Ran Exilis]].

  * **Arab women**: Mainly [[Ran Exilis]].

  * **Turkish women**: Mainly [[Keenir]] and [[Ran Exilis]].

  * **Western women**: Mainly [[Flocculencio]], who is nonetheless regularly photographed in company of cute Asian women, so go figure.

  * **Won't Say**: Mysteriously, [[Blizrun]].

  * **Derbyfucking**: A horrifying thing created by [[Archangel Michael]] with a cabal of others, mostly due to his Jovian Night's Dream series. You know who you are.

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==== See Also ====

**[[Creepy Hetero Teens]]**

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