Hereby, I will start a new Alternate Biographies thread.
Nothing ASB, and don't go around _____-bashing. The biographies can be from before or after 1900, and it works somewhat like the "Explain the AH Quote" thread:
I will write a name of a (more or less) famous person, and then the next poster is to write an alternate biography and - under it in bold - the next name. The name can also have perks or a challenge attached to it.
And off you go!
Douglas MacArthur