Worst possible outcome of a domestic US military exercise

Yes they are our spies reporting on the Americans comings and going. They migrate everywhere in the US, protected by law so that they can report to the Canadian Mother goose everything that is going on. Oh she not very happy by the way but we not allowed to talk about it.

Somehow I think that invading with an army of entrees won't end well...
 
I agree the last time we unleashed our forces the Nazis were left devastated, we been playing nice since then.

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Uh huh.
 

Lusitania

Donor
I know but that was a recruit and he did not survive the live fire training camp. Once they survive that the receive their border armor, given growth hormones that allow them to double in size and develop titanium strength teeth and claws. Their most dangerous weapon is they tail which can swat a human 30 feet away crushing their bones in one swing.
 
I, for one, still have a burning desire to invade Canada

Can we compromise and just burn it down instead?

Wonderful our Canadian army of armored polar bears and grisly, mobile moose and elk along with our famous beaver infantry supported by our Canada Gesse air force will meet your army at the border. May I remind you that while you may have more humans living there we definitely have a lot more wild animals and will make mince meat of your troops.

PS along the coast our beluga wales, killer wales and swarms of Cod along east coast and salmon along west coast will overwhelm your coasts so do not think you will get any support from elsewhere.

Wow sounds like a feast. We'll have to turn turn Maine into a massive Deep Fat Fryer but nobody is really using the space anyway.
The geese will refuse to fly, and hold up the infantry and cavalry by waddling around in the road.

I understand that Canadians were once the most evil and vile tempered people on the planet. Then one day, a mighty wizard named Tim Horton collected all their rage, and cast it into the geese.

Everyone lived happily ever after.

Except the geese. They are still pissed.

I for one am deeply offended by this. I mean are you seriously suggesting that Canadians are actually people?

Yes they are our spies reporting on the Americans comings and going. They migrate everywhere in the US, protected by law so that they can report to the Canadian Mother goose everything that is going on. Oh she not very happy by the way but we not allowed to talk about it.

I've had a petition going for years to use tactical nuclear weapons to deal with the Geese infestation.
 

Lusitania

Donor
Too late our Canada guesses have placed dirty nuclear bombs in every American city and we will soon hold the US hostage to our extreme environmental demands.
 
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