June 1865 in front of White House
The front of the lawn of the Federal White House was empty today, save for a lone man, apparently drunk and apparently loud as he was cussing up a storm." Hey! Mr. President! I KNOW that you can see me and hear me! Your a lousy bastard is what you are! Also you are a lunatic and a piss poor president! Maybe what you are is a dictator, yeah, that's what you are, a lousy good for nothing bastard of a dictator!" THe man started to laugh and then unbutton himself and started urinating on the grass. All the while he was laughing himself silly. Finally, a group of 5 men in black outfits and carring clubs approached him. "Good citizen, you are obviosly drunk and don't know what you are saying, please be kind enough to turn around and walk away for your own good."
The man started to laugh even more. "Don't make me laugh! You're nothing but a bunch of goons sent by that bastard to shut me up." The men then started to surround the man who kept running his mouth. " What do they call you guys, The secret service or something, Ha! more like the secret police to me. I have in mind to..." He never got to finish as the men started to beat him and kick him. Of course, they also used their clubs, or nightsticks as they were known. By the time they finished, the man appered to be dead, but just to make sure, one guy pulled out a revolver and shot the poor bastard in the head. One of the men laughed, " Well, i guess he won't be spreading any lies to anyone for a long time." At this the other men laughed and they walked off, leaving the body there to rot.
Looking out of the window form the white houe, the President smiled and shook his head. " Those boys enjoy there job a little too much. Oh well, i guess i can't blame them." He then turned to one of his aides, " Have someone dispose of that trash in the front lawn please?" The aide nodded and said "Yes Mr. President, right away sir!' and rushed off to make sure that it was done. THe President then smile and started to walk out of the room. It was just another day in President William Tecumseh Sherman's run country.