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Spiritual Sausage - Bobby Shmurda
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Erinthecute - 2013 German federal election
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(This does include some active politicians but hopefully it doesn't qualify as current politics since the leaders aren't the focus. this is also an OTL election but it's from more than one election cycle ago so hopefully that's sufficiently removed)

(The greens are the Republican Party of Peasants and Farmers from interwar Czechoslovakia; they were one of the largest agrarian parties in Europe, and agrarian parties were often called "green" at the time)
 
(This does include some active politicians but hopefully it doesn't qualify as current politics since the leaders aren't the focus. this is also an OTL election but it's from more than one election cycle ago so hopefully that's sufficiently removed)

That's one big friggin' Germany.
 
I looked at the Peronism page on Wikipedia and had this idea.

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Ross Perot Sr. (Independent) 1993-1994
Ross Perot Sr. (Reform) 1994-1995

Def. (with Jerry Brown) Bill Clinton (Democratic) George H.W. Bush (Republican)
Colin Powell (Military) 1995-1995
Hugh Sheldon (Military/
Union of American People) 1995-1997
Tom Harkin (Democratic) 1997-1999
Joe Lieberman (Democratic) 1999-2000
Dick Geraphardt (Democratic) 2000-2001

Def. (with Bob Casey) Jack Kemp (Republican) Hugh Sheldon (Union of American People)
Ross Perot Sr. (Reform) 2001-2009
2000 Def. (with James P. Hoffa) Mike Gravel (Free Democrats) Dick Geraphardt (Democratic) John McCain (Republican-“Independent” UAP) Oliver North (Union of American People)
2004 2nd Round Def. (with James P. Hoffa) John B. Anderson (‘76 Alliance)
Ross Perot Jr. (Reform) 2009-2014
Mike Gabbard (Reform) 2014-2015

2008 2nd Round Def. (with Mike Gabbard) Cynthia McKinney (Fred Democrats)
2012 2nd Round Def. (with Mike Gabbard) Rick Santorum (Republican)
Michael Flynn (Military) 2015-2016
Mark Milley (Military) 2016-2017

Michael Steinberg (Reform) 2017-2021
2nd Round Def. (with Richard Ojeda) Warren Mosler (Independent)
Charles Barkley (Union of Politically Sane Individuals) 2021-2025
2nd Round Def. (with Justin Amash) Michael Steinberg (Reform)
Richard Ojeda (Reform) 2025-XXXX

2024 2nd Round Def. (with Tulsi Gabbard) Charles Barkley (Union of Politically Sane Individuals)
2028 2nd Round Def. (with Tulsi Gabbard) Jason Carter (Democratic)
 
Ross Perot Sr. (Independent) 1993-1994
Ross Perot Sr. (Reform) 1994-1995

Def. (with Jerry Brown) Bill Clinton (Democratic) George H.W. Bush (Republican)
Colin Powell (Military) 1995-1995
Hugh Sheldon (Military/
Union of American People) 1995-1997
Tom Harkin (Democratic) 1997-1999
Joe Lieberman (Democratic) 1999-2000
Dick Geraphardt (Democratic) 2000-2001

Def. (with Bob Casey) Jack Kemp (Republican) Hugh Sheldon (Union of American People)
Ross Perot Sr. (Reform) 2001-2009
2000 Def. (with James P. Hoffa) Mike Gravel (Free Democrats) Dick Geraphardt (Democratic) John McCain (Republican-“Independent” UAP) Oliver North (Union of American People)
2004 2nd Round Def. (with James P. Hoffa) John B. Anderson (‘76 Alliance)
Ross Perot Jr. (Reform) 2009-2014
Mike Gabbard (Reform) 2014-2015

2008 2nd Round Def. (with Mike Gabbard) Cynthia McKinney (Fred Democrats)
2012 2nd Round Def. (with Mike Gabbard) Rick Santorum (Republican)
Michael Flynn (Military) 2015-2016
Mark Milley (Military) 2016-2017

Michael Steinberg (Reform) 2017-2021
2nd Round Def. (with Richard Ojeda) Warren Mosler (Independent)
Charles Barkley (Union of Politically Sane Individuals) 2021-2025
2nd Round Def. (with Justin Amash) Michael Steinberg (Reform)
Richard Ojeda (Reform) 2025-XXXX

2024 2nd Round Def. (with Tulsi Gabbard) Charles Barkley (Union of Politically Sane Individuals)
2028 2nd Round Def. (with Tulsi Gabbard) Jason Carter (Democratic)
You should have put Dennis Rodman as the UPSI nominee. For irony.
 
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