Nietzsche
Banned
They will rip your damn face off.
Again, who cares? It's a magnificent looking bird, it looks great on our national seal. If you're going to look for completely inoffensive animals to put on national seals, then your choice is pretty limited. Maybe we'd all have wombats on them, I think they're pretty harmless...
...Hm. An inoffensive animal..
This may take me a while, since pretty much all animals are, to me, hell-beasts that should be purged from the earth.
WAIT.
Puppies! What can possibly be offended by a puppy?