WI: the Enola Gay malfunctioned and bombed Honolulu instead?

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"Alright men, let's do this thing. Drop the bomb now."

"Um, sir?"

"Yes, yes what is it?"

"Are you sure this is the right place?"

"Of course its the right place! Why on Earth wouldn't it be the right place?"

"Well um, isn't Hiroshima a city full of Japs? This look like a beach and those folks don't look like Japs"

"You make a good point. But if we don't head back now I'll have to miss The Adventures of Superman. Just drop the damn bomb, what's the worst that could happen?"

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Captain Parsons: Hey, Seaman Gumby, you know how to navigate a plane, right?

Seaman Jonas Gumby: Sure do, Captain, it's exactly the same thing as navigating a PT boat!

Captain Parsons. Good. You'll be subbing for the navigator on a B-29. Don't ask me why. That's how the orders read.

Seaman Jonas Gumby: I can't wait. When we get to Honolulu, it'll be a hot time in the old town tonight!
 

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This site man.

Someone posts a thread about Roosevelt putting interned Japanese into concentration camps and the thread gets locked.

Doofus here posts a batshit crazy idea about a bomber heading thousands of miles in the wrong direction, ignoring all radio traffic, losing the ability to navigate and dropping a goddamn nuke on a whim based on his heading the wrong way to the petrol station and it runs to 64 posts and counting.

Never change guys, never change.
 

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I would move this to ASB, but since it was pretty clearly part of a whole series of posts where the OP tried to redefine edgy and wound up on the bench for a week. we'll just lock it.
 
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