WI: Sven Hassel wrote a last Novel cf OTL

hammo1j

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Sven Hassel was a 1970's favourite writer who detailed the exploits of the 27th Panzer Regiment, a Penal Battalion in the Wermacht of which himself was a part.

However the veracity of these novels does not need a historian to debunk them. At any one point in time the 27th is fighting in Russia, Finland, the Western Front, Eygpt. Infact it seems to constitute the majority of Axis belligerents in WW2.

OTL only highly trained personnel would be given command of the elite Tiger Tank but in Sven Hassel TL a bunch of criminals is given charge of a scarce resource of which Germany only produced 1,400.

Also Sven is possessed of amazing love making skills and his many girl friends picked up on leave experience undying bliss from his Aryan Shamrock.

Anyway the challenge is to collaborate and produce the final novel in the series...
 

hammo1j

Donor
The young officer lay fallen on the Steppe. A raven picked at his intestines that had spilled out after a Jabo had unleashed its cannon shells on the unsuspecting Soviet Column.

Tiny viewed his howls for assistance as an interruption of the eternal game of dice he was engaged in with Porta. He went to the back of the special pre-production King Tiger that had been given to his penal unit to test back in 1942. Barcelona had spent hours honing the edge of the wooden handled spade kept on the back.

"Tovarich, Water Please"

Tiny reached for his water bottle. He would not give him the spade yet. The officer reached for the bottle and his hand moved away to reveal the lapels.

"Fucking NKVD scum", Tiny now had other ideas. "How does it feel to be on the receiving end."

The sharpened spade severed the head in one blow. Tiny shared out the Gold teeth with Porta. Porta demanded a larger share than Tiny had offered: even though naturally all the Gold teeth would come to him eventually.

Suddenly the alert went up.

"Actung! Actung! Panzer Forwarts!"

Open for continuation...
 
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