WI Stalin had been cleanshaven?

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I needz a pic!

Anyway, perhaps he'd look less cool, and thereby less inclined to have FDR and Churchill listen to him. Or something. Lenin would make him grow one anyway. :p
 
How about this:
no_moustache_stalin.jpg

Not mine, came from here, where you can also see a moustacheless Hitler, Charlie Chaplin, Che Guevara, Dali, Einstein, and a clean-shaven Bin Laden.
 
How about this:
no_moustache_stalin.jpg

Not mine, came from here, where you can also see a moustacheless Hitler, Charlie Chaplin, Che Guevara, Dali, Einstein, and a clean-shaven Bin Laden.

That just seems....
disturbing.

As if millions of hairs cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
 
He looks like he will eat my face...

I am frightened.

EDIT: Hitler looks much better without his toothbrush mustache.
 
2012 would happen much earlier. Super Mario wouldn't be accused of being a Communist, and moustaches like that would still be in style.
 

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Would it have had any effect on the course of history? If there's anyone good at using photoshop, please do :p.


Yes. It would have caused him to spend more time every day in the bathroom.

Fall of communisim was just a whisker away.:p
 
WW2 would be different. Hitler would never accept the Molotov-Ribbentroff pact coming from a man with less facial hair than himself (little known fact: a contributing factor to the führer's hate of communism was that Stalin had the bigger moustache). This would most likely mean that Germany and the Soviet Union go to war in 1939, which would mean... well, I'm no expert but I would think Germany would lose badly.

Also, moustache-less Stalin looks like a pimp.
 
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