WI: Sea Lion kills Sebastian Piñera?

Hello there,

During the 2005 presidential election, this happened:



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What if Piñera, the Chilean president, was as much a victim of sea lions as this forum?
 
Hello there,

During the 2005 presidential election, this happened:



Pi%C3%B1era_lobo_de_mar.jpg



What if Piñera, the Chilean president, was as much a victim of sea lions as this forum?

Hilarity ensues on this forum.

We don't mean it maliciously, really, but Piñera would come up every time the Unmentionable Mammal did:

"Sealion could never have worked!"
"Tell that to Piñera!"

Or more jokes to that effect.

We're not good people.
 
We'd laugh a lot, crack some absolutely hilarious jokes on the death of one of the most powerful men in the world, then go on with our business.

Chile elects a new president, hunts the animal to extinction (or places it in a zoo), and continues with their life.
 
We're not good people.

I'm sure some of the people here are.

I don't claim to be one of them, of course...

...so I will note that a lot of Nazi's fled to Chile after WWII. This was CLEARLY the result of an SS project to mind-control sea creatures for use in assassination attempts.

Sharks with lasers on their heads are next.
 
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In that case, half the posters would have just posted 'ASB - impossible - use the search function' and then they'd leave.

On second thought, make that two-thirds.
 
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