WI: Pepsi Takes Over the Guatemalan Government

TRH

James Ricker said:
Coke would find out what they were doing in Guatemala and leak all the dirty details to the press.The sales of Pepsi would plumet and Coke sales would increase.
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Sure, if they want their headquarters leveled by a cruise missile or something. This kind of escalation sounds dangerous.

More seriously, nobody cared about the United Fruit Company's militarism, so this doesn't seem like it'd raise any eyebrows.
 
Simon

Simon

Dan said:
This just goes to prove that real life is far more ASB than the ASB forum!
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Well there's the old say about the difference between real life and fiction is that fiction has to actually make sense. :)


Kerguelen said:
The people of America would've gone bananas...
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An interesting choice of words considering the history of large American corporations and Central America.


Analytical Engine said:
Does Coca Cola support the other side? ;)
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Red and Blue wars?
 
LouisTheGreyFox

LouisTheGreyFox

I never heard of this. It sounds interesting and actually funny.

Imagine Guatemala becomes a warzone over people who like Pepsi vs Coca Cola.

Or imagine it starts something called The Great Soda War.
 
Rosa Luxemburg

Rosa Luxemburg

Banned
LouisTheGreyFox said:
I never heard of this. It sounds interesting and actually funny.

Imagine Guatemala becomes a warzone over people who like Pepsi vs Coca Cola.

Or imagine it starts something called The Great Soda War.
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The Great Soda War

The Corporatocracy of Coca-Cola
Support: The United States of America

vs

The Corporate Socialist State of Pepsi
Support: The Soviet Union
 

cpip

Gone Fishin'
TRH said:
Sure, if they want their headquarters leveled by a cruise missile or something. This kind of escalation sounds dangerous.

More seriously, nobody cared about the United Fruit Company's militarism, so this doesn't seem like it'd raise any eyebrows.
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Heck, the United Fruit Company managed to get the USMC to back up their militarism. Maybe Pepsi can get the USN to support them.
 

TRH

cpip said:
Heck, the United Fruit Company managed to get the USMC to back up their militarism. Maybe Pepsi can get the USN to support them.
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Well, then, forget this stuff involving civil wars in Latin America, we could have a civil war in the US over soda brands.
 
LouisTheGreyFox

LouisTheGreyFox

coke-v-pepsi.jpg


I'm done, in all seriousness I should stop before I get warned for trolling.
 

TRH

LouisTheGreyFox said:
Not a civil war, but a world war over soda brands.
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"You're going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company."

- Colonel "Bat" Guano, as he removed the sitting President from office for his support of Pepsi's imperialist efforts in Latin America. The new "Cola Junta" would then declare war on the pro-Pepsi USSR, ultimately resulting in World War 3.
 

TRH

General Ripper said:
It's weird nobody mentioned this yet: "You'll have to answer to the Coca Cola Company."
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TRH said:
"You're going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company."

- Colonel "Bat" Guano, as he removed the sitting President from office for his support of Pepsi's imperialist efforts in Latin America. The new "Cola Junta" would then declare war on the pro-Pepsi USSR, ultimately resulting in World War 3.
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*Cough*
 
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