WI: Obama born and lives in Canada?

Its spelling BARACK not BARRACK!
So many other Anglosphere foreigners insist on spelling and saying like Barrak.
Why don't we call him Barry? We didn't call Clinton William.

1991 merging between Barry's Bakery and Tim Horton was briefly considered however the only Alliterate name that was found for the new chain was Hussein and Horton :D
Nice. Perhaps slightly racist, but nice.

That's my "Norton's Paradox" of sorts for these types of things, though. There's a misconception that someone growing up in a different nation will mean those people are the same guys with the same lives and features, just colored with a different nation and within the history of a different nation. Therefore, say if Napoleon grows up in America, he'll somehow become a power hungry General in the war of 1812 and eventual become President of Life in America or something. The problem is, if a person grows up in a different nation, they'll be a completely different person, and even forgetting that, will have a totally different life and set of opportunities and opportunities achieved. Therefore, I always come up with the wise-ass response that they'll become a baker and go into detail about it to cut the legs out from under things like President-for-Life Napoleon.
 
That's my "Norton's Paradox" of sorts for these types of things, though. There's a misconception that someone growing up in a different nation will mean those people are the same guys with the same lives and features, just colored with a different nation and within the history of a different nation. Therefore, say if Napoleon grows up in America, he'll somehow become a power hungry General in the war of 1812 and eventual become President of Life in America or something. The problem is, if a person grows up in a different nation, they'll be a completely different person, and even forgetting that, will have a totally different life and set of opportunities and opportunities achieved. Therefore, I always come up with the wise-ass response that they'll become a baker and go into detail about it to cut the legs out from under things like President-for-Life Napoleon.

That's what I thought too.
although Barry the Baker is a nice touch.
I mean, Canadian obama could be Mayor of Toronto, a profesional Photographer, a Novelist, or even the Homeless guy on the street or in Jail.

there's too much variables to make a nice, neat story.

although if Obama became a Children's book writer that would be kinda funny.
 
That's what I thought too.
although Barry the Baker is a nice touch.
I mean, Canadian obama could be Mayor of Toronto, a profesional Photographer, a Novelist, or even the Homeless guy on the street or in Jail.

there's too much variables to make a nice, neat story.

although if Obama became a Children's book writer that would be kinda funny.

Or he could be turned off of politics after serving one term as an MLA in Bob Rae's NDP government. Though Barry the taxi driver works too.
 
Barrack Obama, with 2 r's in his first name due to now being born in Canada. He becomes the leader of a fascist movement called Canadians for Empire. The movement calls for the restablishment of the Empire with its capital in Vancouver, a Canadian/British cultural war against the USA and eventual assimilation of the USA into the Empire, and the "liberation" of the National Hockey League from American imperialism. The official mascot of the movement is a giant butterfly with maple leaf shaped wings.
 
Nice. Perhaps slightly racist, but nice.

Heh well I didn't mean to be racist, but the idea was them thinking Hussein (its his middle name) and Horton is a good name for a food chain then the gulf war happen and they decide to back off from it since all the bad publicity that would create
 
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