Forget Johnny Depp. What if Nic Cage, our eccentric, beloved crazy person, had been cast as Willy Wonka in the remake? And this is stolen from the Cinema Snob.
I want to see this with Christopher Walken as Grandpa now.
"Cha'lie...c'mon! We'll take this cho-co-late recipe, and we'll sell it to that Slugworth guy. I can't let you get too close, though. He seems like a pedophile. He might try to take your virtue from you...and you can never let anyone take away your virtue, Cha'lie. Not anyone. Ho."
Forget Johnny Depp. What if Nic Cage, our eccentric, beloved crazy person, had been cast as Willy Wonka in the remake? And this is stolen from the Cinema Snob.
The freak out scene(s) would be glorious.