"Look up in the sky"
"is it a bird"
is it a plane"
"No, it's Superfrance"
though the Franco-Prussian war would be a lot more interesting to watch in this world. you could even charge admission.
"Step right up, step right up, for just a pittance you too can see the confict of the century! no one knows who will win and we've got the best seat in the house!"